Retail Therapy (Do-over)
A recent survey of um, me, unearthed some interesting results regarding females and shopping.
For example: A few incidental minor purchases prevent a lot of retail build-up occurring in the body. Without this necessary precaution, the build-up of excess retail molecules will ultimately burst out in the form of an untimely and expensive shopping trip.*
Kinda like my theory of car crashes - a minor ding now and then prevents the need for the bad car karma resulting in perhaps a rollover or very expensive body work.
Therefore, it has been proven that a little shopping is a very good thing.
Go to it girls!
*See laptop and trip to Europe.
For example: A few incidental minor purchases prevent a lot of retail build-up occurring in the body. Without this necessary precaution, the build-up of excess retail molecules will ultimately burst out in the form of an untimely and expensive shopping trip.*
Kinda like my theory of car crashes - a minor ding now and then prevents the need for the bad car karma resulting in perhaps a rollover or very expensive body work.
Therefore, it has been proven that a little shopping is a very good thing.
Go to it girls!
*See laptop and trip to Europe.
posted by Missy @ 5:13 AM
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