Hi, my name's Steph, and I'm an alcoholic

At the risk of sounding like I've never been THAT drunk, I never really believed certain people who claimed to be soooo drunk, they couldn't even remember what happened the night before. I offer them a full and sincere apology, but also a What the hell were you thinking?!

This is a photo taken Tuesday afternoon (keeping in mind that the Night Before in question was Saturday):
It had taken me that long to think, Hmm I wonder where my shoes are, and for my housemate to find them. In the front garden. Now apparantly I woke everyone up at 5am. Since the discovery of my pretty shoes out in the garden, and my developing a bit of a cold, I'm wondering how long I was out there before said coming inside and waking everyone up.

I remember being inside the Lost Arc. I don't remember leaving there, but I have a brief flash of being outside, getting hot dogs, before miraculously appearing in my bed.

I could have robbed a bank and I wouldn't even know it.